Lol so I got a break finally. I don’t know when I leave work or anything. I don’t even know my uniform rules? I wish the manager would just tell me…

Gonna have to go ask. heterophilia



Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.


First day of  work since October, this is gonna be super weird. anusking


do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day clientsfromhell


Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink. iraffiruse

oh my word


oh my word sirearnestporkchop


that’s his bed now kumagawa
  • Ocelot: Did you know Snake...
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Strap Bloomer Shorts - $32 superstreetfighter2turbohdremix


i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me averytinygoat


y’all wanting to fuck a buncha animatronic furries from five nights at freddys, I’m gonna give you five nights at church tbh 

I fell asleep…I think I’m just gonna keep sleeping. I already have an alarm set for work tomorrow anyway.

The only problem is that is like 10 hours from now. virare


the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke


【2/9ブレイクショット新刊】爆殺少女人形舞一号【十腐プチ】 | ヨリ


【2/9ブレイクショット新刊】爆殺少女人形舞一号【十腐プチ】 | ヨリ

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